Magic Mesh – A Marketing Review

It’s summertime, ladies and gentlemen!

It’s time to open those doors and windows and let Mother Nature fill your home with that fresh summer breeze.  That is, let in the fresh air WITHOUT those damn bugs flying into your home.

Without taking the time to install a screen door, is there a way for you to open the front door (or back door or sliding door), and let it stay open, bringing in fresh air without letting in those pesky bugs?

Or if convenience is more of a concern, is there some kind of mesh product that lets you easily slip in and out of the house without bothering to manually open and close doors?

Perhaps, just perhaps, there is such a product in the market today.

Magic Mesh - company websiteMagic Mesh – www.MagicMesh.com

Say hello to the Magic Mesh!

– “Hello, Magic Mesh!  It’s a pleasure to meet you.  How are you today?”

Now that the salutation is out of the way, let’s take a look at the company’s TV commercial and try to comprehend if this seems like a worthwhile product.

Magic Mesh – TV commercial

So what exactly is Magic Mesh?

  • Is this a “poor man’s” screen door to keep out the bugs?
  • Is this a cheap way to have an easy opening, automatically closing door?

The Magic Mesh commercial is trying to market itself as two products in one, and one of those has a much better selling point than the other.  The problem is that going by the stereotypical bad examples in these over-the-top TV commercials, it’s hard to distinguish the honest selling points and good features versus the complete crap.

Magic Mesh TV commercial - Too many bugs! Noooooooo!Magic Mesh TV commercial — Too many bugs! Noooooooo!

The Magic Mesh TV commercial starts out trying to solve the problem of wanting to open a DOOR for fresh air without letting insects inside your home.  You know, SOMETHING THAT A SCREEN DOOR COULD DO.  Let’s close the screen door issue for now.  The commercial starts out acting like you can only open your doors to bring in fresh outside door.  Um, can’t these people open their windows?  Why does the commercial act like the door is the only option when the weather is nice?

Personally, I don’t like it when commercials are flawed right off the start.  An open door can let in a lot of air, but a series of open windows can do just as well, perhaps even better at catching breezes and ventilating rooms in your home.

Oh well.

Magic Mesh TV commercial - No hands needed!Magic Mesh TV commercial — No hands needed!

The commercial then switches and addresses the problem of trying to open doors when your hands are full of stuff, such as carrying food outside for the family picnic.  We see a woman with her hands full as she tries to open a sliding glass door.  Perhaps she forgot that the door was closed while approaching it, or maybe nobody in her family can bother to lift a finger and open the door for her.  Either way, I imagine that it would be handy if they door could automatically open and close, or if there was some kind of barrier you could use to pass through the doorway without letting the outdoor elements into your home.

We also see an example of a pathetic teenager who can’t remember to close the door behind him.  He must have been raised in a barn, I suppose.  Since Mr. Inconsiderate cannot be trusted to the simplest of tasks, perhaps a door that automatically closes behind him would be ideal for the household.  Either that or maybe a little bit of discipline from the parents.

Between having your hands full and “. . . a forgetful family member” (read—people raised in barns), the commercial tells us that there IS a way to “. . . let fresh air in and keep annoying bugs out.”  Hooray!

Magic Mesh TV commercial --- Eighteen mother$@&%ing magnets! 18!Magic Mesh TV commercial — Eighteen mother$@&%ing magnets!  18!

That’s where the Magic Mesh comes into play.  Using a series of eighteen magnets the mesh screen opens with the lightest of touches and automatically closes once you pass through the barrier.  As long as nothing holds back the screen, the magnets will attract their pairs and snap closed, closing the screen and shielding your home from the larger of insects.

When you look at the spacing of magnets in the TV commercial, I wonder if they really mean nine pairs of magnets, bringing the grand total to eighteen of them.  I know it doesn’t sound as glamorous to say nine rather than eighteen, but when looking at the picture and watching the TV commercial, it looks like the magnets are spaced about 10-12 inches apart, which nine pairs of magnets would be adequate to have enough power to close the screen for an average size, single doorway.

The nine versus eighteen isn’t a game changer as long as it works consistently.  It’s just an observation of the commercial.

The TV advertisement then shows how the Magic Mesh works, with seemingly normal people passing through the door with no difficulty, and the magnets quickly closing the mesh screen behind them.  Take note that because of the magnets quickly snapping shut, the advertisement claims “. . . so bugs have little chance to enter.”

No mosquitoes allowed!

Speaking of bugs, one of the primary reasons to buy the product according to the Magic Mesh company website, I wonder just how well the screen closes to stop those little bastards.  Flies, bees, mosquitoes, those and others are plenty of reasons why screens are so important when it comes to letting in fresh air without the other parts of nature.  But just how well does the screen close to protect against those common insects?  How about on the bottom of the screen?  Are there any gaps there or even along the sides where it attaches to the house?

Does the screen also work when it comes to protecting against ants, small spiders, and even gnats?  The real test would be to use the screen in the afternoon and at night with the lights on in the house, and sit there and see just how many insects pay you a visit.  Let me tell you, if the Magic Mesh screen does not close quickly or seal the doorway completely, it’s almost guaranteed that the insects will come into your home.  It’ll still stop most of the bigger ones, but the smaller insects will not have any problems at all.

Magic Mesh TV commercial - So easy a dog can use it!Magic Mesh TV commercial – So easy a dog can use it!

After showing how well Magic Mesh works with campers and RVs, the commercial then claims that the product is great for pets, too.

There’s just one teeny, tiny detail with this part of the Magic Mesh’s features.  When left unattended, it won’t be just the family pet easily passing through the doorway.  Rats, squirrels, snakes, raccoons, possums, other people’s dogs & cats — expect to see other animals attempt to enter your home, especially if you have a pet.  Other animals will smell the food in your home and also any scents left behind by the family pet.  Be very careful when leaving the doorway unattended.

The commercial reaches far once again by claiming that it also “. . . puts an end to slamming doors because it closes gently every time.”  Once again this is a problem with impolite, inconsiderate people with little to no respect or common sense.  If a son or daughter cannot close a door without slamming it, then you’ve got bigger problems at hand.

Instead of doing the stupid teenager with lazy parents approach, it would have been more practical to target doors that swell in the summer, making them naturally harder to close.  Elderly and handicap people could also benefit from such an easy to use doorway.  Wouldn’t it be much easier for older people and those with disabilities to walk through a screen mesh rather than trying to close an already tough to close door?

Apparently not since we don’t see that valid selling point in the TV commercial.  Almost everybody can relate to those lazy teenagers who leave doors open or slam them closed, so that’s what we instead see in the commercial.  Grandma and grandpa can apparently close doors just fine, whether they’re frail or suffering from things like arthritis.

Magic Mesh TV commercial - Witness the power of fastening tape consisting of opposing, interlocking pieces of fabric.Magic Mesh TV commercial – Witness the power of fastening tape consisting of opposing, interlocking pieces of fabric.

Up next we see just how easy it is to install the Magic Mesh over a doorway.  We don’t see the woman attaching part of the magical fastening tape to the house, but rather her attaching the opposite piece of fabric to its counterpart, making a strong connection and holding the weight of the unit.  The commercial claims that the Magic Mesh is easy to install, not requiring any screws, nails, or tools.  Just brainpower and effort.  Some people may still have problems with that part.

I just wonder how well it stays pressed against the house after being used for a season*.  Will it still protect against the insects just as well at the end of the season as it does on Day One?

*Seasons for using the Magic Mesh vary greatly across the country.  Here in the southeast, such a product is pretty much only useful from mid-Spring to early Summer, and then from early to mid-Fall.  The brutal heat AND humidity convince the majority of people to close the doors and windows, and let the air conditioner make life in the house more comfortable again.  Of course, down here mid-Spring means AFTER pollen season.

After showing the easy install, the commercial reminds us again that Magic Mesh is great for letting in the fresh air and keeping out bugs.  Again, this sales pitch is weak since many, many homes throughout the country have opening windows with screens.

Magic Mesh TV commercial --- Can it REALLY save you money?Magic Mesh TV commercial — Can it REALLY save you money?

This whole “letting in fresh air” concept is played further when the TV commercial claims that the Magic Mesh can actually save you money.  Believe it or not folks, but when it’s hot inside your home but cooler outside, you CAN open your doors and windows and circulate the air in your home, cooling it and the people inside.  When you open the windows and let in the cooler air, it is not necessary to continue running the air conditioner.  Yeah, I know, big whoop.  But the commercial does make it a point of mentioning the bleeding obvious as a benefit of using something like the Magic Mesh.

After giving us that awesome tip of opening the doors and windows when it’s nice outside, we’re hit with a mini sales pitch and more examples of where to use the Magic Mesh.  It’s the whole call-now-and-we’ll-double-the-offer-just-pay-extra-shipping-and-handling-fees.  Yawn.  At some point one of these companies will think of a useful add-on or promotion instead of dumping a second item on the buyer, whether they actually want it or not.

The commercial concludes with making us an offer for TWO of the Magic Mesh units for only $19.95.  Don’t forget that when you add up all of the postage and handling fees in addition to the product itself ($19.95 + $7.95 (P&H) + $7.95 (P&H for “free” item)), you’re really paying $35.85.  The company offers a 30-day money back guarantee, but of course that’s just for the $19.95 and NOT the $15.90 in postage and handling fees.

So after taking a close look at the TV commercial for Magic Mesh and asking a few questions, what do we really have here?

In essence, this is a lightweight screen door with a slit running down the middle, and it automatically closes itself with the help of eighteen magnets.  The sales pitch for letting in fresh air is really weak, and I do question how well it really keeps out the bugs.  However, the hands-free opening and closing of the mesh is fairly innovating, and this convenience factor alone can be worthwhile if you have family members constantly entering and leaving the house through a certain doorway.  It’s important to note that other unwanted animals (and people) can just as easily enter your home if you’re not careful.

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All of the Magic Mesh commercial images were screenshots of a TV commercial currently available on Youtube.  For more product information, please visit the company’s website at www.Magic Mesh.com.

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